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quote[1] = "And above all things, never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. My belief is that in life people will take you at your own reckoning. - Isaac Asimov";
quote[2] = "11 Very useful and hidden features of Google. It's more powerful than you think.";
quote[3] = "Do not spend too much energy worrying over something that very likely will never happen.";
quote[4] = "The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Dr. Thomas Sowell";
quote[5] = "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. - Pablo Picasso";
quote[6] = "Time may be a great healer but it's a lousy beautician.";
quote[7] = "However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill";
quote[8] = "I don't know the secret to success. But I do know that the secret to failure is to try to please everyone. - Bill Cosby";
quote[9] = "Do not consider any vice as trivial, and therefore practice it: do not consider any virtue as unimportant, and therefore neglect it. - Chinese Proverb";
quote[10] = "When faced with a decision between two evils, the best course is to do nothing.";
quote[11] = "Of all the strategems, to know when to quit is the best.";
quote[12] = "On any important undertaking, the most crucial step is simply taking the first one.";
quote[13] = "Always treat yourself with respect; others will follow suit. The reverse is also true.";
quote[14] = "How to optimize Windows 7.";
quote[15] = "Computer (n.): A machine for making very fast, very precise, and very accurate mistakes.";
quote[16] = "If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain (...especially the damned Charlotte Observer - Douglas)";
quote[17] = "Microsoft: You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.";
quote[18] = "Preach the Gospel at all times. When necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi";
quote[19] = "The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was the first time.";
quote[20] = "Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry";
quote[21] = "While we should never give up our principles, we must also realize that we cannot maintain our principles unless we survive. - Henry Kissinger";
quote[22] = "If we continue to develop our technology without wisdom or prudence, our servant may prove to be our executioner.";
quote[23] = "Want to send a text to a Verizon phone from your computer via your e-mail program? Easy. For the e-mail address, simply use the area code and the number (no 1 and no dashes) @vtext.com. Try it.";
quote[24] = "It may not always be profitable at first for businesses to be online, but it is certainly going to be unprofitable not to be online.";
quote[25] = "It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising, Initiative, and Dynamics. - Isaac Asimov";
quote[26] = "Living well – which includes reading well and learning well – is the best revenge. - Thomas Fleming";
quote[27] = "Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards. - Aldous Huxley";
quote[28] = "Click here to convert YouTube videos to mp3 - easy and free!.";
quote[29] = "Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart. - Confucius";
quote[30] = "Perfect is the enemy of good.";
quote[31] = "The best cure for drunkenness is, whilst sober, to observe a drunken man.";